awwww-cute:

Willie is about to turn 10. Sometimes I tuck him into bed

awwww-cute:

Willie is about to turn 10. Sometimes I tuck him into bed

college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in

Anyone else remember that random pterodactyl jump scare on neopets?

reddlr-trees:

My favorite anti-weed ad

reddlr-trees:

My favorite anti-weed ad

blue-eyed-hanji:

robobree:

darning-socks:

Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:

  • the scene phase
  • meme-loving fuck
  • incessant roleplayer
  • brainwashed democrat

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  • weeaboo phase, pt 2

uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FUCKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

rotatingfloor:

incase none of my followers know about this classic piece of music history: japanese band the gerogerigegege released an album that was just a squid tentacle inside a cassette case

rotatingfloor:

incase none of my followers know about this classic piece of music history: japanese band the gerogerigegege released an album that was just a squid tentacle inside a cassette case

unseelieangel:

if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

vaultt-tec:

The Mechanist and The AntAgnonizer 
valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

suntour:

had my acoustic guitar out and figured i’d slap together a quick cover of an old favorite for you guys