Can’t sleep in living room disturbances persist must wait until sunrise to sleep now

Can’t sleep in my room tonight, unsettling sounds and movements

Also viewed for the 55 gallons of lube

Also viewed for the 55 gallons of lube

kidgnosis:

shrug-city:

mylittledoxy:

It’s criminal how short this is. 

This video is everything to me

What just happened?

yungstank:

kangaroos are really terrifying

like

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this kangaroo look like ja rule after he got out of jail

this kangaroo look like his girl just came up to him crying, takin’ bout, “That nigga over there hit me and said you and yo mama ain’t shit!!!” and the kangaroo moves his girl out that way like, “bet he don’t want the hands, where he at?” 


me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

Confused little baby

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED